The True Best Picture of 2006: Brokeback Mountain
The True Best Picture of 2007: Ratatouille
The True Best Picture of 2008: The Dark Knight
The True Best Picture of 2009: Where the Wild Things Are
So when I'm not watching the Oscars tomorrow night, you'll know why. Oy...
Meanwhile, enjoy Chris Orr's Orrscars for 2009! Featuring awards like these:
The Dumbledore Award for Mystic Beardiness: Christopher Plummer as Tolstoy in The Last Station
Runner-up: Christopher Plummer as Dr. Parnassus in The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus
Enjoy! And, tomorrow night, watch a good movie instead of the stupid Oscars.