I have visions of Carol smashing little gold statuettes...

"The Motion Picture Academy TOTALLY sucks!"

The True Best Picture of 2006: Brokeback Mountain
The True Best Picture of 2007: Ratatouille
The True Best Picture of 2008: The Dark Knight
The True Best Picture of 2009: Where the Wild Things Are

So when I'm not watching the Oscars tomorrow night, you'll know why. Oy...

Meanwhile, enjoy Chris Orr's Orrscars for 2009! Featuring awards like these:

The Dumbledore Award for Mystic Beardiness: Christopher Plummer as Tolstoy in The Last Station

Runner-up: Christopher Plummer as Dr. Parnassus in The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus

Enjoy! And, tomorrow night, watch a good movie instead of the stupid Oscars.

^..^